August 2010
40 posts
oh fucking hell
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
too bad a 12 of mich ultra in a can is the same price as 6 stellas in bottles.
i am selling clothes for beer money today, but i heard plato’s closet only takes, like, abercrombie shit and i’ve never purchased anything from a store you can smell throughout the entire mall.
it's metal to be nice to others.
- Toki: WHAT YOU MEAN WE CAN'TS DO SECRETS SANTAS?!
- Nathan: Toki, how many times do we have to go over this?
- Skwisgaar: We don'ts thinks it ams Metal to bes nice to each others.
- Toki: AND I FUCKING DO!
- Pickles: Toki, why don't you drop it? You're just driving us fucking crazy.
- Toki: I ain'ts listens to yous no more! I'm going shoppings. Yes! Shoppings! To buys each and every ones of yous a gifts. And I wants to see the looks on all your fat fucking faces, when I gets you great presents! Ha ha! Fucks you! [leaves]
- Nathan: I don't believe I've ever been spoken to like that before.
not dead.
i promise. just busy.
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